We Hate F Tourists Lisbon
- Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, 1150-087 Lisbon,
Portugal - 
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Property Info: We Hate F Tourists
Featuring air-conditioned rooms and a vibrant shared lounge, We Hate F Tourists is a centrally located hostel in Lisbon with 71 rooms. It sits just 1.1 km from Dona Maria II National Theatre and 1.2 km from Rossio, offering guests comfortable accommodations along with garden views and a terrace.
The property is within easy reach of several notable landmarks, including Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, St. George's Castle, and Commerce Square. Humberto Delgado Airport lies 6 km away, with the hostel providing a paid airport shuttle service for added convenience.
Guest rooms include heating, individual air conditioning controls, wardrobes, safety deposit boxes, irons, towels and bed linen as well as baby cots upon request. Private bathrooms feature walk-in showers without steps alongside hairdryers and complimentary toiletries such as shampoo and body soap. Some dormitory beds come with balconies overlooking quiet streets or courtyards while flat-screen TVs equipped with streaming services are available in double and twin rooms.
Guests can enjoy communal facilities like the shared kitchen for self-catering needs or relax at the on-site bar. The hostel offers free WiFi throughout all areas plus portable Wi-Fi hotspots to stay connected anywhere on site. Additional amenities include daily housekeeping services, luggage storage, lift access to upper floors, parking options including street parking, concierge assistance, lockers for personal items, smoke detectors carbon monoxide alarms for safety, a games room plus outdoor furnishings on the sun terrace.
Why Stay Here
Complimentary WiFi
Temperature control
Smoke-free rooms
Lounge
Car park
Airport transportation
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Rooms: 71Choose Dates
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Double Room with Private Bathroom
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- Infant beds,
- Garment hanging rack,
- Clothes iron,
- Indoor heating,
- Climate control,
- Clothing storage or cupboard
- Hair drying equipment,
- Restroom,
- Body wash,
- Bathroom tissue,
- Hair cleanser,
- Ensuite bathroom,
- Shower facilities
- Portable Wi-Fi device,
- Television with flat screen,
- Television,
- On-demand streaming service (e.g. Netflix)
- Coffee maker
- Bath towels,
- Storage lockers,
- Bed linens,
- Electronic key card access,
- Physical key entry
- Peaceful street view
- Elevator access,
- Step-free shower,
- Top levels reachable by lift
- Tabletop games and puzzles
- Personal privacy curtain,
- Individual reading light,
- Noise-cancelling earplugs
- Fire alarm,
- CO (carbon monoxide) detector
- Individual air conditioning in guest rooms
Size: 10 m2
Bedroom 1 - Double bed
Number of guests: 2 
Twin Room with Private Bathroom
Full description
Size: 10 m2
Bedroom 1 - Single bed
Number of guests: 2
Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room
Room features & gallery
Size: 16 m2
Bedroom 1 - Single bed
Number of guests: 1
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room
More informationSize: 16 m2
Bedroom 1 - Single bed
Number of guests: 1
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room
Room overviewSize: 16 m2
Bedroom 1 - Single bed
Number of guests: 1
Bed in 4-Bed Standard Dormitory Room
Room overviewSize: 12 m2
Bedroom 1 - Single bed
Number of guests: 1
Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room
Amenities and photosSize: 16 m2
Bedroom 1 - Single bed
Number of guests: 1
Hotel Amenities
General
- Car park
- Wireless internet access throughout the property
Activities
- Bar-hopping
- Themed dinner events
- Socializing during happy hours
- Cultural tours or workshops
Services
- Online services
- Wireless Internet
- Complimentary Wi-Fi
Food & Drink
- Lounge
Transport
- Airport transportation
- Airport transportation (additional fee)
- On-street parking
Reception services
- Round-the-clock reception
- Travel information desk
- Baggage holding area
- Personalized guest services
- Secure storage compartments
- Billing statement available
Common areas
- Garden area
- Outdoor patio
- Recreational room
- Sundeck
- Communal kitchen
- Common living room with TV
- Patio furniture
Entertainment and family services
- Recreational personnel
- Dance club/Disc jockey
- Nighttime amusement
- Tabletop games and brainteasers
Cleaning services
- Everyday cleaning service
Miscellaneous
- No smoking rooms
- Elevator
- Climate control system
- Assigned smoking zone
- Electronic key card entry
Safety & security
- Secure storage locker
- Round-the-clock security
- Fire detection alarms
- Surveillance cameras in shared spaces
- Exterior video surveillance
- Emergency fire suppression devices
Safety features
- Personnel adhere to all safety guidelines set by local authorities
- Hand sanitizing stations in guest rooms and essential areas
- Availability of first aid kits
- Face coverings available for guests
Physical distancing
- Non-cash payment options
Internet
- Complimentary WiFi!
- The property offers internet services with free WiFi available in all areas.
Parking
- Street parking options are available.
Property Policies
Check-in
- From 15:00 Until 00:00 hours
Check-out
- From 00:00 Until 12:00 hours
Pets
- Pets are not permitted.
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The hostel featured a chill, young environment with exceptional hospitality from the staff. The location was very nice and accessible, close to metro stations and historic sites. Comfortable beds and clean facilities were provided throughout the stay. Staff organized engaging activities like pub crawls, enhancing the overall experience. A 24/7 service ensured constant support during the visit.