We Hate F Tourists (Hostel), Lisbon (Portugal)

We Hate F Tourists is 963 m from the centre. Guest reviews give the property 9/10 (3,561 reviews). On site, the property offers barbecue facilities, a bar and a terrace.

Featuring air-conditioned rooms and a vibrant shared lounge, We Hate F Tourists is a centrally located hostel in Lisbon with 71 rooms. It sits just 1.1 km from Dona Maria II National Theatre and 1.2 km from Rossio, offering guests comfortable accommodations along with garden views and a terrace.

The property is within easy reach of several notable landmarks, including Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, St. George's Castle, and Commerce Square. Humberto Delgado Airport lies 6 km away, with the hostel providing a paid airport shuttle service for added convenience.

Guest rooms include heating, individual air conditioning controls, wardrobes, safety deposit boxes, irons, towels and bed linen as well as baby cots upon request. Private bathrooms feature walk-in showers without steps alongside hairdryers and complimentary toiletries such as shampoo and body soap. Some dormitory beds come with balconies overlooking quiet streets or courtyards while flat-screen TVs equipped with streaming services are available in double and twin rooms.

Guests can enjoy communal facilities like the shared kitchen for self-catering needs or relax at the on-site bar. The hostel offers free WiFi throughout all areas plus portable Wi-Fi hotspots to stay connected anywhere on site. Additional amenities include daily housekeeping services, luggage storage, lift access to upper floors, parking options including street parking, concierge assistance, lockers for personal items, smoke detectors carbon monoxide alarms for safety, a games room plus outdoor furnishings on the sun terrace.